Your face is a jimmy john
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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