How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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