Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
