Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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