you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Enjoy the penises
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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