yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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