If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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