So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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