Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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