Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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