the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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