Porn is love you can see.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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