great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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