I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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