I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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