is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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