yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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