his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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