It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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