I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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