fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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