Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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