I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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