u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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