9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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