Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
