Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
