fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We got so high we made milksteak
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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