How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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