I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
