I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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