Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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