Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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