is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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