Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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