For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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