come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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