I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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