All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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