just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
She said her name was "party"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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