You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There r osticjed everywhere
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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