How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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