He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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