i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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