yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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