real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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