I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I yelled at your uterus for you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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