I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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