Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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