i just had sex bonerless
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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