im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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