You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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