I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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