Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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