she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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