They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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