Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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